betterclarith:

sunflowers:

cumleak:

precumming:

mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes

pretty-transparents:

i use ‘!!’ a lot, but it’s honestly like a quiet ‘!!’

deepspacepirate:

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

elf-kid2:

Can we take a moment to talk about how Roxanne didn’t scream when she was kidnapped by Megamind? He had all these weapons pointed at her, he actually threatened to kill her, but she’s cool, calm, and collected throughout. When the cameras were off, she was flirting.

Can we take a moment to talk about how she DID scream when she was kidnapped by Tighten? He was tossing her across skyscrapers, throwing her towards traffic, and confessing his ‘undying love’, and she was screaming the whole time, save for calmer moments when she tried pleading and reason.

I feel like we should talk about this.

butt-berry:

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

herbwicc:

Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE